Camille Lutece, a culinary school grad, can’t land a job and becomes private chef to a lottery-winning, catfish-handfishing ozark mountain family. She “refines” them, teaching them knife skills and how to respect a lady. Turns out they brought her there to give them an edge in the FoodSportsChannel (FSC) World Catfish Catch and Fry Championships.…
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The Monday Crew #sickpitches
Jess, 26-yr old African American lesbian (tattoos, too) from Bed-Stuy, and James, her 31 yr-old African-American neighbor (straight as a whistle), end up manning a Viennese sausage parlour in a nearby gentrifying Brooklyn neighborhood every Monday night.
The Janus Effect #sickpitches
“The bible was an acid testament.”
The Spaces In-Between #sickpitches
A condominium Board is terrorized by a resident daddy after he is asked to remove his stroller from the building’s lobby.
tagline: “People without children will never understand.”
Pacific Heights + Baby Boom + Paranormal Activity
Do Or Die #sickpitches
Judge sentences 24 youth gone astray to a reality show on an island off the coast of Georgia called “Do Or Die” where only 1 supposedly will get out alive.
gritty antoine fuqua / melvin van peebles feel…
Lord of the Flies + The Corner + Survivor
The Mommibal #sickpitches
tagline: “have your kid and eat it, too.”
Mommy Dearest + Hostel + Big Night
Protocols #sickpitches
Stem cell experiments in 2036 sometimes result in full-on babies.
Symphonies Dot Love #sickpitches
Gina and Luce, a young couple married for 5 years, put themselves on an internet dating site called “Symphonies” to see if the machine will eventually put them together.