../melody in chaos
Meta Meat Team Mate
Ford Kharkey sat behind the wheel of his immaculate repair van, eyes scanning the road ahead. His assistant, Cleave, a lumpy nug of rich red and pink ground beef, sat shotgun, upright in a plastic tub secured by a metal O-ring lashed to the passenger seatbelt. Just south of Belle Glade on Florida 27, they drove in silence for a while, punctuated by the intermittent sounds of love bug splats and wipers against the windshield.…
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Sound Sculpture Preset: “Synthwave 1974.”
Number of Notes (1–16): “3.”
Note 1: “C4.”…
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Someday, an unfortunate kid is going to walk down into their "eclectic uncle" Topher's basement, and realize someone did not open the "readme.txt" before playing with a CRISPR/Cas9 Weekend Geneticist EZ-Kit.
— ../westy (@westyreflector) August 30, 2018
August 30, 2018 at 09:35AM
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Spiders spin sandwich bread, big box stores carry stem cell EZ-Kits, and Congress wrestles with the regulation of creation. Just another day in near-future America.
Future. Food. Fiction?
Other stories from the Design Life universe:
future. food. fiction. :^Dhttps://t.co/DWlI2HDbOh
— ../westy (@westyreflector) January 14, 2017
20170114.1600
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[dot com scrap heap]
Dishr: a matchmaking app where users' only pics show how they load a dishwasher or drying rack— ../westy (@westyreflector) December 5, 2016
December 05, 2016 at 05:44PM
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21221109.1422
GenCare.23, BK-125
“Doc, it’s so weird – been a month and this mosquito bite hasn’t gone away.”
“It’s not a mosquito bite.”
“What do you mean? I saw the f|_|c|<er bite me.”
“It wasn’t a mosquito, Quinn. It was a GBI CogGuard Microdrone.”
“A coggie? But I’m not a redvector.…
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DATE: 2910.2096
TIME: 0110
LOCATION: GBI HQ, Room 404
“We know you participated in the DDoS attack on Senator Quicknum.”
“No I didn’t.”
“But we traced it to your head.”
“I never thought that thought.”
“Yes you did. It passed through your head via Telepath into the global system. You just weren’t aware of the transmission at the time.”…
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