Any microbiologist worth the weight of their microbiota also washes their hands before – not just after…
— ../westy (@westyreflector) April 30, 2017
April 30, 2017 at 05:38PM
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[dispatch] 20170424.1449 sidewalk terror
Peripheral sidewalk terror today: Recognizing the melody of a whistle, closing in from behind, as a slowed "I Think We're Alone Now."
— ../westy (@westyreflector) April 24, 2017
April 24, 2017 at 02:49PM
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[dispatch] 20170422.2330 celery salt
just met a woman allergic to the smell of celery salt. she's not allergic to celery or salt, just the smell of celery salt.
— ../westy (@westyreflector) April 23, 2017
April 22, 2017 at 11:30PM
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[dispatch] 20170422.1138
sat(noton)ur(butt)day
— ../westy (@westyreflector) April 22, 2017
April 22, 2017 at 11:38AM
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[dispatch] 20170419.1503 banana lessons
100% of people who believe animals teach us nothing peel their bananas from the stem end
— ../westy (@westyreflector) April 19, 2017
April 19, 2017 at 03:03PM
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[dispatch] 20170417.0937 the faster you scroll
the faster you scroll a timeline, the more at the same time everything happened
— ../westy (@westyreflector) April 17, 2017
April 17, 2017 at 09:37AM
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[dispatch] 20170415.2043 underground alert
underground alert {stop} f train car 9303 {stop} unknown flatulence source {stop} board with caution {stop}
— ../westy (@westyreflector) April 16, 2017
April 15, 2017 at 08:43PM
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[dispatch] 20170413.1410 writing / exhaling
Writing is a subset of exhaling.
"You want to know what I think…?" is, in truth, "You want to know how I breathe…?"
— ../westy (@westyreflector) April 13, 2017
April 13, 2017 at 02:10PM
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[dispatch] 20170412.1452 never change, nyc
Never ever change, New York City. http://pic.twitter.com/9klpqQTADO
— ../westy (@westyreflector) April 12, 2017
April 12, 2017 at 02:52PM
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[dispatch] 20170412.0807 recurring
recurring dream of podcasting
— ../westy (@westyreflector) April 12, 2017
April 12, 2017 at 08:07AM
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[dispatch] trigger / anger
"Why aren't you more angry?" she asked.
"Anger isn't triggered," he replied, shaking his head w/ a quiet laugh. "Anger is the trigger."— ../westy (@westyreflector) January 18, 2017
20170117.2003
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[dispatch] Rage Restaurant
future. food. fiction. :^Dhttps://t.co/DWlI2HDbOh
— ../westy (@westyreflector) January 14, 2017
20170114.1600
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[dispatch] Nabucco 010717.1436
"Va, pensiero, sull'ali dorate…"
— ../westy (@westyreflector) January 7, 2017
January 07, 2017 at 04:36PM
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[poll] most useless garnish
Most Useless Garnish
— ../westy (@westyreflector) January 5, 2017
January 05, 2017 at 05:46PM
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[year’s end tradition read] the light walkers
[year's end tradition read] A true New Year's story, courtesy of Orion… “The Light Walkers” https://t.co/AIXWBWGcOY
— ../westy (@westyreflector) December 30, 2016
December 30, 2016 at 05:17PM
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