The highest stations of sapiens hierarchy afford one word answers to all emails.
Ha!
yes
Really?
Tough.
So?
no
Great!
k
Done.— ../westy (@westyreflector) May 25, 2017
May 25, 2017 at 02:34PM
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supermarket matrix glitch
On 03 May 2017, at around 17:45, on 6th Avenue and President Street, a man and a woman passed me by, empty-handed, as I walked home after shopping. I had been in the market for approximately 12 minutes, and was about 3 blocks (so 2 minutes) south of the market when these two walked by me the other way.…
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[dispatch] 20170415.2043 underground alert
underground alert {stop} f train car 9303 {stop} unknown flatulence source {stop} board with caution {stop}
— ../westy (@westyreflector) April 16, 2017
April 15, 2017 at 08:43PM
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[poll] most useless garnish
Most Useless Garnish
— ../westy (@westyreflector) January 5, 2017
January 05, 2017 at 05:46PM
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[year’s end tradition read] the light walkers
[year's end tradition read] A true New Year's story, courtesy of Orion… “The Light Walkers” https://t.co/AIXWBWGcOY
— ../westy (@westyreflector) December 30, 2016
December 30, 2016 at 05:17PM
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[real life] Sterling At The Gates
20050301.0854
A dog’s will to live is its raison d’être. Dogs do not suffer Albert Camus’s “one truly serious philosophical problem” of suicidal ideation. The canine affirmation is automatic and compulsory — a dog will never choose to end his or her life. It simply can’t. Dogs live, and only live.…
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[real life] real fake truth
“fake” is the opposite of “real,” not of “truth”
We don’t live different lives in one reality. We all live the same life, but in different, discrete realities.
“Conspiracy theories” are battles among competing realities, not between truth and lies. Truth also requires conspiracy to be accepted en masse.
[dispatch] sidewalk snippet 120216.1008
08:24. 3rd Ave. Aroma wholesaler load dock. Knit cap. S7 Edge: "…so now i lose her to a fervent Catholic? Do you think he knows about me?"
— ../westy (@westyreflector) December 2, 2016
December 02, 2016 at 10:08AM
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[dispatch] summer simulation dream 1a
// summer simulation dream 1a
$useless = array('mosquito', 'tick', 'chigger');
foreach ($useless as $pest == true) {
unset($pest);
}— ../westy (@westyreflector) August 28, 2016
August 28, 2016 at 06:42PM
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[dispatch] 1st hand robot witness 051916.1854
Costumes by @CatMThomas IRL. Xclnt to witness 1st hand, tho now I'm an amnesic incognito only comfortable in Tails. https://t.co/5asAWK9LBd
— westy (@westyreflector) May 19, 2016
May 19, 2016 at 06:54PM
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[dispatch] 041816.1056
5th Av @ 9th, Dunkin iced, cig-dangle, russet frizzle, 40s, to phone: "Didn't you see my tweet that Shakespeare's so overrated? No? Well…"
— westy (@westyreflector) April 18, 2016 at 10:56AM
[dispatch] call to arms 041416.1026
The word "literally" is a call to arms against analogy and fiction. Every time it's uttered an imagination dies.
— westy (@westyreflector) April 14, 2016
April 14, 2016 at 10:26AM
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[dispatch] running the place 040716.0942
9:14. Bodega. Puffy-eyed mid-level leaning on dairy fridge. iPhone 4S: "You keep doin' that over and over and you'll be running the place!"
— westy (@westyreflector) April 7, 2016
April 07, 2016 at 09:42AM
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[img] 5th Ave Bingo exit, 10:12p
5th Ave Bingo exit, 10:12p.
“Geraldine, you have a Valium on you?”
“No.”
“That’s ok, I got tranquilizers at home.”
March 26, 2016 at 10:35PM
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[dispatch] genes 032416.0459
genes endow not destiny, only chemistry
— westy (@westyreflector) March 24, 2016
March 24, 2016 at 04:59PM
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[dispatch] ZX81 membrane 030316.1120
one-letter keyword entry through a Sinclair ZX81 membrane was decent conditioning for this autocomplete world
— westy (@westyreflector) March 3, 2016
March 03, 2016 at 11:20AM
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every statistic
Every statistic aspires to silence an exception.
— westy (@westyreflector) February 22, 2016
from Twitter https://twitter.com/westyreflector
February 22, 2016 at 09:40AM
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i tell kids not to emulate me
i tell kids not to emulate me because i have no idea what emulator i'm running
— westy (@westyreflector) February 19, 2016
2016.02.19.13:05
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#SidewalkSnippet 020216a
Frowzy 40ish man, outside C-Town Market, under a 'Tilapia Blowout!' sign, into phone:
"The answer is, in a vacuum, yes."#SidewalkSnippet
— westy (@westyreflector) February 2, 2016
Sy5t3mP4tch1
// Sy5t3mP4tch1
$illusion = $choice->load("party");
function setVoter(iceCream)
{
document.getElementById("illusion").value = iceCream;
}— westy (@westyreflector) February 1, 2016