stationary chevy update: still stationary // month: 30 // time stand still edition
March 31, 2020 at 05:12PM
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“Knock, knock!” Luna piped up.
“Ok, Kid,” I asked w/ slight trepidation. “Who’s there?”
“Virus!”
“Virus who?”
“Virus nobody kissing me today?”
March 26, 2020 at 04:50PM
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“Eye sez ta da guy, ‘If Eye gave yooz five hundred tree months ago, and den yooz turn around and sayta me, ‘Eye canz only give ya faw becuz a dis virus,’ den Eye’m gonna tell-yuz, ‘Dat’s not how it works. Period. Enda story.’”
#SidewalkSnippet
March 12, 2020 at 05:12PM
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‪“You know I was always thinking this bull would turn into a bear because of old Donnie-Boy, so I’ve been holding onto my shorts. Hoo boy, have I been wrong! But now looks like I’m gonna be right. This virus’s gonna make me a killing…”‬
‪#sidewalksnippet ‬
March 11, 2020 at 06:46PM
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“Mommy mommy there’s a m-m-monster in the wooods got black eyes and a black nose and it wants to EAT ME!!!!”
“Oh, Jasper, that’s just a cute little AAAAAH-“
March 10, 2020 at 08:59PM
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“Still, there’s no harm in putting a full stop to one’s disagreeable thoughts by looking at a mark on the wall.” // Virginia Woolf (1921)

So, on paper, to my quirky ears, quarantine always sounded worthwhile, every once in a while, pandemic shmandenic.
March 06, 2020 at 06:42PM
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