stationary chevy update: still stationary [“wub dub” valentine’s day edition] // month: 28
February 15, 2020 at 10:07AM
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say “tiny terrier atop a toppled tree” 10x fast
February 12, 2020 at 02:54PM
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“Why is nature so squishy?!” Luna cried, shaking a wet leaf off her paw. “Sgreamhail!”
“Aw, it’s just Earth reminiscing about its childhood of primordial goo.”
“Well, it’s cold, wet, mushy, ew, ew, EW!”
“But you’re an animal-“
“Domesticated animal! Just like you.”
“Fair enough.”
February 11, 2020 at 02:53PM
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carpe doggem
February 04, 2020 at 10:23AM
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