this is an evolving project for this year. all live to two track, tho the acoustic rule may get violated.
the salt addition is key to balancing the silly putty (see: dimethylpolysiloxane, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polydimethylsiloxane#Applications). also, the beef flavor is inside the vegetable oil, but only the parentheses know why.
all hail #synthetichef!