Year: 2005

Riot My Earthman!

Riot My Earthman!

So, let me get this straight, the moment we reach the point we can measure things, we get to witness the destruction of everything?

Yes, you’re simply helpless in the face of forces that large.

So, seriously, what exactly are we supposed to






Try having fun.

So it’s Ghostbusters and all our anger is the friction causing the heat. How do you rid your house of friction?

WDFC (OTC:NAS-NM) has always been on my watch list…

Does the Earth care how we feel?

If Neanderthals could have measured the ice-sheets would they have prepared?

Of course.

Think! They adapted better than you ever will because they never saw it coming. Dealt with it as just in time.

Technology is useless. That’s the next take on it.

No no, you’re so wrong. Take the internet, for example. It is so useful. You
can get opinions and order food and send messages to people-

Fool. Rocket ships can’t support your complex life expectancy.

Then we’ll escape with time travel.

Not really. There’s no guarantee you’ll go forward. Adam was just a guy that jumped in the big Time-TravelMaster® and chose the wormhole that went furthest back.

He was the last man, then? Not the first? That changes my plans…

Jury should start thinking about who to send back.
I hope it’s Pele.

Are we all equally far? … Kings & Queens don’t heroes make?

Eventually, you’re going to have to figure out how to implant the entire knowledge of your rave into durable organic life – something that has the best chance of surviving any sort of cataclysm. Everything you know must eventually fit in something like a roach or an alligator or a bacterium.


lower upper east side eavesdrop

After years of hotel living – the tiresome room service, the pesky valets – I gave up that complete bohemian life and moved into a townhouse in the East 60s – west of Lex, of course. It was a place I loved in the early 80s, when a dear friend of mine who worked for Eva Linton owned it, and I bought it immediately when he – well, when he, decided to sell, you see? I tell you I had a devil of a time with all the nearby parking garages, but I finally found one that valued my taste and I have a fantastic space in the front there…”

Tuesday Night DVR-AIST*

8:00 – 8:17: Do whatever you want while DVR begins recording American Idol.

8:17 : Start watching American Idol DVR recording in-process.

8:26 : Fast forward through 1st ad break (or, as network execs say, “pod”).

8:34 : Fast forward through 2nd pod.

8:39 : Fast forward through 3rd pod.

8:48 : Fast forward through 4th pod.

8:52 : Fast forward through 5th pod.

9:00 : Finish watching American Idol exactly when it ends.

*Ad Industry Subversion Tactic®