​2 Quid Squid

• British accented (Sheffield preferred) servers hawk deep fried squid served in mid-90s News Of The World replica newspaper cones

The Fry Friar

• Belgian Trappist monk uniformed workers serve frites in take out clamshell bowls shaped like giant mussels
• NO ketchup – only mayo + mustard

The Tweet Suite

• Buy a 100% guaranteed tweet from an expert writer
• Kiosk shaped like a church confessional
• Customer and writer interact through a latticed privacy panel