Category Archives: sickpitches


The Foodies #sickpitches

Camille Lutece, a culinary school grad, can’t land a job and becomes private chef to a lottery-winning, catfish-handfishing ozark mountain family. She “refines” them, teaching them knife skills and how to respect a lady. Turns out they brought her there to give them an edge in the FoodSportsChannel (FSC) World Catfish Catch and Fry Championships. In the end, she brings home the title with Jessie’s hand caught beauties.

Camille to Jessie, the lottery-winning mountain family patriarch: “Does the noodling hurt your hand?”
Jessie, the patriarch: “Only if the catfish sneezes.”

Hoosiers + Eat Pray Love + Deliverance


The Monday Crew #sickpitches

Jess, 26-yr old African American lesbian (tattoos, too) from Bed-Stuy, and James, her 31 yr-old African-American neighbor (straight as a whistle), end up manning a Viennese sausage parlour in a nearby gentrifying Brooklyn neighborhood every Monday night.
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The Janus Effect #sickpitches

“The bible was an acid testament.”
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The Spaces In-Between #sickpitches

A condominium Board is terrorized by a resident daddy after he is asked to remove his stroller from the building’s lobby.

tagline: “People without children will never understand.”

Pacific Heights + Baby Boom + Paranormal Activity


Do Or Die #sickpitches

Judge sentences 24 youth gone astray to a reality show on an island off the coast of Georgia called “Do Or Die” where only 1 supposedly will get out alive.

gritty antoine fuqua / melvin van peebles feel…

Lord of the Flies + The Corner + Survivor


The Mommibal #sickpitches

tagline: “have your kid and eat it, too.”

Mommy Dearest + Hostel + Big Night


Protocols #sickpitches

Stem cell experiments in 2036 sometimes result in full-on babies.

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Symphonies Dot Love #sickpitches

Gina and Luce, a young couple married for 5 years, put themselves on an internet dating site called “Symphonies” to see if the machine will eventually put them together.
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