westy reflector

i wake up beautiful can’t help it don’t hate me
May 05, 2020 at 07:26PM
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stationary chevy update: still stationary // month: 31 // slow air leak edition // sidenote: with alternate side rules suspended during lockdown, many cars on the block haven’t moved in the last 2 months, either, so our purple friend is enjoying quarantine company
May 04, 2020 at 11:02AM
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stationary chevy update: still stationary // month: 30 // time stand still edition
March 31, 2020 at 05:12PM
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“Knock, knock!” Luna piped up.
“Ok, Kid,” I asked w/ slight trepidation. “Who’s there?”
“Virus!”
“Virus who?”
“Virus nobody kissing me today?”
March 26, 2020 at 04:50PM
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“Eye sez ta da guy, ‘If Eye gave yooz five hundred tree months ago, and den yooz turn around and sayta me, ‘Eye canz only give ya faw becuz a dis virus,’ den Eye’m gonna tell-yuz, ‘Dat’s not how it works. Period. Enda story.’”
#SidewalkSnippet
March 12, 2020 at 05:12PM
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‪“You know I was always thinking this bull would turn into a bear because of old Donnie-Boy, so I’ve been holding onto my shorts. Hoo boy, have I been wrong! But now looks like I’m gonna be right. This virus’s gonna make me a killing…”‬
‪#sidewalksnippet ‬
March 11, 2020 at 06:46PM
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“Mommy mommy there’s a m-m-monster in the wooods got black eyes and a black nose and it wants to EAT ME!!!!”
“Oh, Jasper, that’s just a cute little AAAAAH-“
March 10, 2020 at 08:59PM
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“Still, there’s no harm in putting a full stop to one’s disagreeable thoughts by looking at a mark on the wall.” // Virginia Woolf (1921)

So, on paper, to my quirky ears, quarantine always sounded worthwhile, every once in a while, pandemic shmandenic.
March 06, 2020 at 06:42PM
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stationary chevy update: still stationary [“wub dub” valentine’s day edition] // month: 28
February 15, 2020 at 10:07AM
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say “tiny terrier atop a toppled tree” 10x fast
February 12, 2020 at 02:54PM
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“Why is nature so squishy?!” Luna cried, shaking a wet leaf off her paw. “Sgreamhail!”
“Aw, it’s just Earth reminiscing about its childhood of primordial goo.”
“Well, it’s cold, wet, mushy, ew, ew, EW!”
“But you’re an animal-“
“Domesticated animal! Just like you.”
“Fair enough.”
February 11, 2020 at 02:53PM
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carpe doggem
February 04, 2020 at 10:23AM
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“Are there really dogs in NYC who get out more than some people?” Luna wondered.
“Sad,” I said, “but true.”
“Are those the people who watch daytime TV news?”
“Perhaps. For some, TV is a best friend.”
“Get a dog!”
“Some do.”
“Oh man,” she sighed. “Let’s keep going.”
“Sure, Kid.”
January 29, 2020 at 05:13PM
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stationary chevy update: still stationary [nyc january morning sun angle edition] // month: 27
January 24, 2020 at 04:34PM
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Can you imagine us / Years from today / Sharing a park bench quietly?
– Paul Simon (1968)
January 23, 2020 at 11:19AM
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lunahouette
January 17, 2020 at 10:05AM
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“Dude,” said Luna. “Rager last night! Look at all that shotgunned Claw.”
“I don’t know, Kid,” I said. “Toddler seating and empty Claw cans just seems weird.”
“Aw, fattyoldfatfat forgot how to par-tay?!”
“Like you’d know-“
“Ain’t no laws with Claws, Beeatch!”
“Ok, let’s move.”
January 13, 2020 at 04:21PM
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“Whoa I’m dog.”
January 09, 2020 at 11:08AM
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stationary chevy update [salty sidewalk holiday edition]: still stationary, since oct 2017.
to whomever hung the bow so pretty saturday overnight, you rock!
December 23, 2019 at 04:33PM
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