Dream #3: Austin

A year ago I was in Austin for xmas/new year and wrote this on the plane rides there and back. In the track, six bigfancy city characters dream of escaping to Austin. A couple of them do and stay. It’s that kind of place.

“Tonight I’m leaving this big city and all its bullsh*t,
Where my friends have to clear

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The Foodies #sickpitches

Camille Lutece, a culinary school grad, can’t land a job and becomes private chef to a lottery-winning, catfish-handfishing ozark mountain family. She “refines” them, teaching them knife skills and how to respect a lady. Turns out they brought her there to give them an edge in the FoodSportsChannel (FSC) World Catfish Catch and Fry Championships. In the end, she brings home the title with …

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Sadness Seeps Outward #VerticalLife

from a letter to the Condo Board from a block of frustrated owners…


Nothing (including the leaks, the busted trash bins, the constant assessments, the strollers in the lobby, the lawsuits, etc…) has done more to destroy the day-to-day enjoyment of our Units than living underneath, next to and above the {REDACTED} family.

The children rarely leave the apartment, and the apartment’s rugless

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