Living with the Shit Bag was trying at first, but eventually it became a silent force that bonded me to my roommate and the rest of the building’s occupants.
Each Unit had a method for dealing with the Bag. Albain and Christie, chanteuses from Lyons summering in London to score a few gigs at Soho supper clubs, lived on the 3rd floor and decorated their “sac de merde” with grease pencil sketches of fruit and flowers. Charlie Hoffman and Mole (mo-LAY) Coons, Harvard and Cornell water polo players using
My roommate on the 1st floor was Craig Kiner, an East Meadow, LI, expat working as an associate for the firm of Cravath, Swain, Moore, et al. He was gastronomically regular and quite tidy, so our Shit Bag always seemed fresh, god bless him. I was somewhat fortunate as the manager’s WC at my bartender job in Shepherd’s Market was paper friendly and the manager, Paddie Like A Sausage, quite generous. Paddie took gracious allowance to my Shit Bag predicament and agreed to let me use the manager’s WC so long as I stocked it with the latest News Of The World (“News of the Screws,” as he called it).
“Those bastards at News of the Screws ain’t fair to Georgie Best, but it’s the only real paper,” Paddie would say. “Eye wouldn’t even wipe me arse with the Times.”