A girl’s pants caught fire on the E train yesterday. This quote killed me:
“She was wearing the strangest pants,” the [booth attendant] said, describing the jeans as similar in appearance to chaps that a cowboy might wear. “What she was wearing, she had to catch on fire,” said the clerk, who declined to give her name.
Reminded me of this, from Safe Men:
Good Stuff Leo: I once sold a woman a pair of exploding slacks.
– late night